i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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