Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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