That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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