yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Randomize
