Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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