He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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