This gyro tastes like lonliness
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
The uberlube is also flammable
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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