so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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