Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize
