Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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