marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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