so explain again why im purple
no
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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