no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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