How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
farters have to be the big spoon...
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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