the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
Randomize
