Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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