YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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