pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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