Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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