before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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