Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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