You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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