That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
