i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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