Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Randomize
