Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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