Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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