i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Randomize
