Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Randomize
