fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I just blew my weed a kiss
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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