I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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