Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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