There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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