I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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