what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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