Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Randomize
