I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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