Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
My penis needs a shock collar
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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