So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Damn victory sex feels great
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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