I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
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