I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Can I color on your dick again?
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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