if i can run in heels then i can drive
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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