so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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