Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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