it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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