allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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