YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
Acid is not a monday night drug
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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