I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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