Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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