And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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