talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
operation have a gay friend backfired
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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