wat bout pragnant strippers??
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Randomize
