so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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