I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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