The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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